Severe case of the Gay

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

When I'm finished with them, I'll make Attila the Hun look like a fag.

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— Frank Rizzo, lulziest mayor of Failadelphia On the other side of Philadelphia, there's been a severe outbreak of Fagengitus, which has infected everyone with gay and AIDS. Because of this, Philadelphia is fast approaching the title of 'Gayest City in America' (watch your back, San Francisco!). Hell, Philadelphia even designates an entire section of the city as the 'Gayborhood'. Anyone who enters this quarantine will also be infe cted with the gay, as well as six guys wanting to suck yourcock. Philadelphia also devotes a history month to them, and makes hating gays shun-worthy and almost illegal. Fred Phelps would probably come down to protest this bullshit, if he weren't guaranteed to be infected with the gay by doing so.